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A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
But Marks help you to get lot of girls
So Love your studies not girls.


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Question: Prove that PAPA = MAMA
ARTS STUDENT: Out of Course.
COMMERCE STUDENT: Wrong Question.
MEDICAL STUDENT: What the Hell…it’s not Possible.
ENGINEERING STUDENT: Hmm… Force(F) =Mass (M)* acceleration(A)
And PRESSORE (P) = force/Area
Implies PA=MA..
Squaring both side... PAPA=MAMA
Hence proved...
ENGINEER ROCKS
Tin Tin Tidin


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Smandar bhr syllabus hai,
Nadi bhr parh paty hen,
balti bhr yaad rhta hai,
Mug bhr likh patay hen,
chullu bhr nmber atay hen,
usi mai doob kr mr jatay hy..


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Most of The Exams Are Based On . . . . . . . . . The Lecture You Missed Or The Topic You Didn’t Read.


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To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late 4 "Exams"
Bcoz,
it Teaches how too Manage "Time" &
TackLe "Emergencies"!
Think Different


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koi chez be-wafai se barh kr kya hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai sa barh kr kya hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh kr kya hogi


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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in da air and said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study


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It takes 15 trees to
produce da amount
of paper that we
use to write 1 exam.
join us in promoting da noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.


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perhai too terha say ke jati ha
one ;ya to shok ho
too;ya der
per
shok to hamay ha ni
or derty hum kisi k bap say b nai


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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!


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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams


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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :


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